It ain't easy standing up when you don't have a spine!

So, I am a jellyfish.

Sometimes I am a little pitbull, but not when it comes to dating, or anything else that might benefit me.

I sent Saccharine a note asking what he wants and whatnot, and am now feeling badly that I hurt his feelings. I think I am going to call tonight and get this squared away. I am such a dweeb. I am a dating dweeb! Good thing I am watching Oprah's show on how to become a sexpot right now.

Anyway...Get a load of this guy. First he sent me this message...

how are oyu? Just moved here and I am looking for a friend lets talk and see what happens

There was no picture, so I sent a "Thanks do you have a pic" kind of message, to which I get this...

dont have one yet. I played college football and to be homnest I am not your type physcially right now. I need to lsoe 30 lbs and working hard after a skiing accindet. I am just looking for quality friends to do things with. I hoep my honesty doesnt scare oyu away. Where did you attend college?

Before I even have a chance to respond--because I am not exactly sure what needs to be said here, I get another message from this guy.

give me a chance oyu wont be disappointed I can promise oyu that. I have a lot to offer

I will give him this--at least he knows "a lot" is two words.

Now seriously, I can't stand being rude. How the heck to I respond to this guy? Most guys tell me they are so self-conscious about writing to a teacher, they check, double check and check one more time to make sure that everything is grammatically correct and spelled correctly--little do they know I am a horrendous speller, but whatever. This guys isn't so self-conscious, I see.