Help me Obi-Wan...Or anyone out there reading this
I want to call B to the power of 3. I know I can't. I know it will just make me look desperate, and pathetic, and while that could well be the case, I don't want him to think that!
I want ice cream. Or cheesecake. Again, I know there is now way I should do that.
{sigh}
Why is it that when gets me down, I want to eat? It reminds me of that episode of Cheers when Woody and his girlfriend start getting fat, and it turns out it is sexual frustration because they are abstaining from sex.
My mom--love her, want to beat her senseless. Is that normal? I think it is--just so long as I don't forget that I am a pacifist, I think it is fine to just think that. Is it?
And rude people--can you believe that someone at my evening job said she had been meaning to tell me I look like I had lost some weight, and this other lady said not to believe everything I hear?
Okay--earlier today I had a humorous observation that I couldn't wait to blog. Hell if I know what it was about. I think I need a nap.
Can you even believe this is NOT PMS? Imagine if it were!
I want ice cream. Or cheesecake. Again, I know there is now way I should do that.
{sigh}
Why is it that when gets me down, I want to eat? It reminds me of that episode of Cheers when Woody and his girlfriend start getting fat, and it turns out it is sexual frustration because they are abstaining from sex.
My mom--love her, want to beat her senseless. Is that normal? I think it is--just so long as I don't forget that I am a pacifist, I think it is fine to just think that. Is it?
And rude people--can you believe that someone at my evening job said she had been meaning to tell me I look like I had lost some weight, and this other lady said not to believe everything I hear?
Okay--earlier today I had a humorous observation that I couldn't wait to blog. Hell if I know what it was about. I think I need a nap.
Can you even believe this is NOT PMS? Imagine if it were!
posted by Beth at
8:06 PM
4 Comments:
OMG, Beth, I woulda bitch slapped her (can I say that on here?) Don't listen to the negative people. Not worth it.
And as for your mother... I love mine too, but I hold my tongue often when talking to her. Repeat, we must not beat our mothers!
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Anonymous, at 8:33 PM
Won't listen to the negative--that's why I had to leave the WW board! ;)
I bet your mama is really getting busy-body-ish with the wedding and all!
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Beth, at 8:54 PM
Actually, if I am going to be honest, my mom has been a dream as far as wedding plans go. She is not trying to force any guests on me, she gives advice only when asked (for the most part) and she has really done a good job at making this as stress free as possible.
It's other things she does, like complain about my sisters and my dad and her job that drive me crazy.
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Anonymous, at 9:36 PM
Well that is excellent!
If I am ever in that position, I know my mom will drive me NUTS!!!
She is so overbearing around my niece, I am about ready to tell my brother not to invite us both over at the same time. Would that be rude of me? :)
And she is allllll about being thinner than me--okay! You're thin! I get it! Sheesh!
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Beth, at 9:40 PM
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