The latest

Feeling a little unloved.
Why?
I put my profile back up on Match. Normally I would average about 75-100 hits a day. The first 24 hours--only 27. Two winks and an e-mail. Oh, three winks, but if they don't have a photo, I ain't counting it.

I would almost sell my soul to have Beamer call me and tell me he is a fool and wants to be my boyfriend. (How lame to be 35 and looking for a "boyfriend" and not a "man.")

I'm not ready to date, but I am not ready to sit on my fat ass alone every weekend, either. (According to my "friend" Mark, it is indeed fat. He also felt the need to tell me that his new girlfriend of 6 days wears a thong and they have gotten it on a few times already. Good for him--the same guy who hates to even hear I have a date I am attracted to. But this is a huge tangent.)

Anyway--I would prefer to be on the Yahoo site, but there are a few people I want to avoid and there is no way to do it. Damn them for not letting me block people!

The bonus for you guys--if my numbers pick up, hopefully you all will have some funny stories to read about my pathetic online dates.

I hope you can sit back and enjoy.