Back in the saddle again...and not happy about it

Ummmm...I think I have a date coming up really soon.
With a man who looks like a news anchor in training (in a hot way, I mean).
And runs marathons.
And had a Ph.D. when he was only 29. (How freaking hot is THAT???)

I cannot meet him! I am broken out, I have been eating like crazy with my doldrums over Beamer, and I feel ugly!

I HATE dating! And why aren't men like women, in that, he could think I have a beautiful soul, dazzling wit, and a sparkling personality and be happy with all of that?