Be still my beating heart!

Here is an e-mail I received this weekend...

Im a little dude wanting to meet a nice little woman who loves people and likes to have a good time

He is wearing a spiked collar and looks like a junkyard dog, too. Probably little-man syndrome.

Then there is a guy I have been communicating with for some time, who sent this to me today...

Oh, I am letting my subscription to match run out. I have pretty much decided that I am wasting money every month and then I feel weird waiting to see if I got a wink or an e-mail or whatever and with the exception of you, it has just been a parade of freaky people. I thought about changing my profile to say"Hi, I am short, 37, living across the street from my parents, and a student in school. My income is poverty and I have two children from my ex-wife who live in a different country. I am jaded, neurotic and occasionally in a pissy mood. If any of this sounds good to you please don't respond because you will only write me once and then block my profile. Thanks for shopping bu bye" Does that sound bad?;o)

Yeah--makes me wonder why I am bothering...and am not sure that I will any longer.

Also, while I was thinking I need to not get mixed up with IM guy just today, and my friend Mark told me not to (although, I think Mark is a little jealous that I am considering having a strictly sexual relationship. I mean, criminy! I am 35 and have never done that before! I have 8th grade students who have had more partners, and probably better sex, than I have. I am due. I am always a good girl and always focus on my family, friends and students. Maybe Miss Bethie just needs a little sumthin'-sumthin' and I can move on and find a "real" relationship.) you get stuff like this, and IM guy looks wonderful and like he has potential all over again!