As a side note...
When you are talking to a former stand up comic, the first time he was trying to talk dirty to me, I thought it was a joke.
Seriously, it was about 1:30 am, and he has asked what I was wearing to bed (after I dropped the phone while changing into my jammies--which were boring). He then told me he was naked and had a bottle of strawberry massage oil. He then was all, "Oh my gosh! I just spilled it all over my bare chest! Oh, wait! I need to clean it off! It is just smearing all over!" He sounded so frantic, I just started laughing.
I felt badly when I realized he was acting out a fantasy. And here I always thought I had such a good imagination.
Seriously, it was about 1:30 am, and he has asked what I was wearing to bed (after I dropped the phone while changing into my jammies--which were boring). He then told me he was naked and had a bottle of strawberry massage oil. He then was all, "Oh my gosh! I just spilled it all over my bare chest! Oh, wait! I need to clean it off! It is just smearing all over!" He sounded so frantic, I just started laughing.
I felt badly when I realized he was acting out a fantasy. And here I always thought I had such a good imagination.
posted by Beth at
6:17 PM
4 Comments:
I'd have a hard time having that conversation without laughing, no matter who I was talking to and if he was serious or not. So, I can't blame ya!
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Anonymous, at 7:31 PM
Yeah, it is not something I have really done before. He now limits it to what I am wearing. hahaha
And it is made all the more difficult because he looks like Boris Becker, but he also looks a lot like the nerd in 16 Candles.
Why do I like this one again???
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Beth, at 8:54 PM
That's funny!
I am like that....I can't say anything dirty or have someone talk dirty to me...I will just laugh.
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Anonymous, at 7:45 AM
I am getting good at describing what I am (supposedly) wearing in a low, slow, sultry tone. (I have lots of sexy bra & panty sets and cami/boy short sets, but no one to wear them for. A good friend of mine told me my lingerie collection was like the Field of Dreams...If I built it, they would come.)
I am trying my best, but this is all something new for me.
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Beth, at 3:09 PM
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