The Realities of Miss Bethie

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Baby you can drive my car...

If you are willing to give me $1500 as a trade-in for it, despite its bad transmission, a top that looks like my cats have used it for claw sharpening purposes, a windshield with a crack all the way across (but below the line of vision!) and a broken front grill. SUCKERS!

Okay, well, this is the automotive industry, so I know there is a good reason for all of these "favors" they are doing for me, but still...

Hopefully by this time tomorrow, I'll be the proud owner of an LX edition Santa Fe.

Some of you may be saying to yourself, "I thought you were getting a Tucson." Well, so did I, but I have two words for you -- power seats.

Yes, power seats made all the difference in the world. Power seats are what little girls who are only 4'11" need in order to sit comfortably in their vehicles. Power seats are what the Tucson--any model--don't have, and what the Santa Fe--LX edition only--have. Not only do they have power seats--they have heated leather power seats! I am living the dream, for about the same amount per month as the Tucson.
ROCK ON!

But now for the important info...

B to the power of 3. Will he enjoy those leather seats? Will we heat them up in our own way? Well, as of 9:50 tonight, no word, no reply to the e-mail, no more bright outlook.

Part of me is (really) bummed because he had so many great qualities and said we'd get together again.

Part of me is relieved, however, that it happened now. I already liked him a lot, and another date or 2 would have made the no contact 3 days after a date unbearable.

So, I have some online replies to get to, and I won't be thinking, "Gee, he isn't as cute as B" or "Well, B has much broader, sexier shoulders." Because while the three B's stood for Brainy, Brawny Brian, I think he just proved he ain't as brainy as I once thought! (But I still hope he calls tomorrow! :) )

2 Comments:

  • Yea about the car!
    B can also stand for BITE ME!
    If he doesn't call - his lose!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:57 AM  

  • I almost forgot...I love the Santa Fe...I was looking at one of them before I bought my car but they didn't have the head room that I need. Being 5'10" sure stinks at times!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:24 AM  

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