The Realities of Miss Bethie

Sunday, April 23, 2006

The Introduction

I "met" stinky hat Saturday night.

It was actually anti-climatic. We were laughing about it, and I asked about whether or not he would ever wear it in front of me.

He explained that he wears it after playing hockey or when doing manual labor where he sweats a lot. He doubted I would see it anytime soon.
I said I wouldn't really feel like I am "in" until he wears stinky hat in front of me.

He went to his closet and brought it for me to see.

It is crusty and "salty" from all the sweat in it. I sniffed it, but smelled nothing, although it certainly looked like it should smell. He explained that the stench is released when he sweats in it or it becomes wet.

He's never getting rid of it. He even told Bubbles he wants to be buried in it.
Her reply was that he had already told her that he wants to be cremated and made into a hockey puck.

That's my guy!
Not exactly dreamy, but adorable!

2 Comments:

  • OH...He's your Mr. McDreamy! You have to watch Gray's anatomy to know what the heck I am talking about!

    Can't he wash Mr. Stinky? That is cute that he has something that he values so much to part with.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:46 AM  

  • He refuses to wash stinky. Some guy thing. You know how they are about superstitions and all!

    He is my McDreamy. He may not be as good looking as Patrick Dempsey, but I defy any man to be sweeter to me.

    By Blogger Beth, at 8:04 AM  

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