I May Have Forgotten to Mention...

Remember when I went to the play with my "friend" who was a pompous ass and made me walk to my car alone in a bad neighborhood late at night?

He e-mailed me last week to see if I wanted to go to the new play at the theater. I almost fell out of my chair.

And he had the nerve to make it sound like I was out of line last time.

OY, my nerves!