Why I am a kick-ass friend to my guy-pals...
I was out with a friend earlier this week--just a friend.
He is a super-duper nice guy, and I totally enjoy hanging out with him, but there is NOOOO attraction.
We were out, and a fairly nice looking guy came up and said it wasn't fair that all the biggest losers get the best girls.
Sure, I was flattered, but I was ticked that he just insulted my friend.
So, I decided to play the part of a vamp.
"If you had any idea what this guy does to me. I mean, he is hung like a draft horse. He makes me feel like no man before, and I do things with him I never in a million years I thought I would be doing. Don't let his geek-chic exterior fool you."
The guy looked both shocked, and a little jealous.
He is a super-duper nice guy, and I totally enjoy hanging out with him, but there is NOOOO attraction.
We were out, and a fairly nice looking guy came up and said it wasn't fair that all the biggest losers get the best girls.
Sure, I was flattered, but I was ticked that he just insulted my friend.
So, I decided to play the part of a vamp.
"If you had any idea what this guy does to me. I mean, he is hung like a draft horse. He makes me feel like no man before, and I do things with him I never in a million years I thought I would be doing. Don't let his geek-chic exterior fool you."
The guy looked both shocked, and a little jealous.
posted by Beth at
9:25 AM
3 Comments:
That is the best ever!
Glad that you stood up for your friend...I would have loved to see the jerks face!
By
Anonymous, at 10:15 PM
jerk's not jerks
By
Anonymous, at 10:16 PM
I was picking up what you were putting down. ;)
By
Beth, at 8:03 PM
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