He's Just Not That Into You...And He Is Weird, to Boot!
IM guy and I are IMing each other fairly regularly. He is intriguing and surprising.
He tells me he wants to make-out with me, and he just really likes kissing. A lot.
He also feels the need to ask me about all of my online dates (and finds fault with them all) and tells me all about his and sends me their photos (all very pretty, or not VERY pretty, but have huge breasts spilling out of their very low-cut shirts). He tells me he is currently seeing too many women and is going to stop doing the online gig for awhile. He is looking for "the one" and wants to settle down, marry and have kids. Lots and lots of kids, because he loves them. He is definitely a one woman man, so he says.
He will be talking on the phone with one of these girls while IMing me. I always go when he tells me that, and wish him luck.
He pretends to like me, but always asks if I am jealous. I tell him there is no way I could be jealous about a guy I have never met or even talked to on the phone.
Then he will tell me that none of these girls are non-smokers, and he doubts he can be with a smoker. "Are you a smoker?" For the 20th time, no.
If he really were as interested as he says, he'd ask for my number, he would try to make plans with me. Hell, he wouldn't tell me about all the other girls and show me their pictures.
So, hell if I know why I am interested in him still. But I am playing him so cool, it is driving him nuts. I'll beat him at his own game--even if it means I run him off. :)
He tells me he wants to make-out with me, and he just really likes kissing. A lot.
He also feels the need to ask me about all of my online dates (and finds fault with them all) and tells me all about his and sends me their photos (all very pretty, or not VERY pretty, but have huge breasts spilling out of their very low-cut shirts). He tells me he is currently seeing too many women and is going to stop doing the online gig for awhile. He is looking for "the one" and wants to settle down, marry and have kids. Lots and lots of kids, because he loves them. He is definitely a one woman man, so he says.
He will be talking on the phone with one of these girls while IMing me. I always go when he tells me that, and wish him luck.
He pretends to like me, but always asks if I am jealous. I tell him there is no way I could be jealous about a guy I have never met or even talked to on the phone.
Then he will tell me that none of these girls are non-smokers, and he doubts he can be with a smoker. "Are you a smoker?" For the 20th time, no.
If he really were as interested as he says, he'd ask for my number, he would try to make plans with me. Hell, he wouldn't tell me about all the other girls and show me their pictures.
So, hell if I know why I am interested in him still. But I am playing him so cool, it is driving him nuts. I'll beat him at his own game--even if it means I run him off. :)
posted by Beth at
9:08 PM
2 Comments:
You are too funny...beat him at his own game.
Did you ever ask him if you will ever make plans to meet?
Where are the pics to put a face with these stories?
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Anonymous, at 3:50 PM
I sort of want to post their pics, but am not sure how ethical that is!
I haven't asked him, because if he really wanted to date me, he would ask me out.
He is a player--but don't hate the player--hate the game!
But, on the otherhand, as I mentioned before...he does want kids and would even adopt if necessary!
He has also offered to be a sperm donor for me, after the appropriate courtship, of course.
And they say chivalry is dead!
By
Beth, at 5:33 PM
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