Riddle me this, Batman...
Why do guys write on their online profile that they are a few pounds overweight, and yet mark that they are looking for women who are slim, slender or athletic and toned?
Why are men willing to date women 15 years younger, but only one year older?
Why do these online boys ask questions about how much you still look like your posted pics, and why there is no picture of your full body, when they have one grainy picture on their profile and in it, look as though they may have a double chin, despite saying they have an athletic build?
And don't act like you are disappointed in my appearance when we meet when you obviously have a picture that is at least 5 years old. I look like my pics, thank you very much. No one has ever met me and had to squint to recognize me compared to my picture.
Why do they send you an quip like, "Nice smile" or "I like your picture" and then don't have a picture of their own posted?
And why, oh why, oh why do they make their profile sound like they are looking for a relationship and want to settle down, only to write you they just want a casual thing and are not looking to commit to anyone right now?
Truth in advertising, people!
And don't expect to land a show-pony when you are just a jackass in thoroughbred tack.
Why are men willing to date women 15 years younger, but only one year older?
Why do these online boys ask questions about how much you still look like your posted pics, and why there is no picture of your full body, when they have one grainy picture on their profile and in it, look as though they may have a double chin, despite saying they have an athletic build?
And don't act like you are disappointed in my appearance when we meet when you obviously have a picture that is at least 5 years old. I look like my pics, thank you very much. No one has ever met me and had to squint to recognize me compared to my picture.
Why do they send you an quip like, "Nice smile" or "I like your picture" and then don't have a picture of their own posted?
And why, oh why, oh why do they make their profile sound like they are looking for a relationship and want to settle down, only to write you they just want a casual thing and are not looking to commit to anyone right now?
Truth in advertising, people!
And don't expect to land a show-pony when you are just a jackass in thoroughbred tack.
posted by Beth at
8:58 AM
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